Modern paintings are like women:
You'll never enjoy them, if you try to understand them..

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is enlightenment.

The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he who the people revere. The great leader is he who the people say, we did it ourselves.

The real trick to life is not to be in the know, but to be in the mystery.

All there really is to do now, is to be in the present Moment.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. 

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

When a man wants to murder a tiger, he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.